Soul of the Healer

_99223^a

_{Smoke and sip bad coffee in this dingy ward}

_{Schizophrenic guy}

_{Is your affect flat or are you bored?}

_{Oriented where and when and why?}

_{Hearing voices?}

_{Ah, what do they say?}

_{Do you have a hard time making choices?}

_{Motivation low to work or play?}

_{I'll apply pure neuroscience}

_{Block your synapse dopamine}

_{Sure you'll soon relapse from non-compliance}

_{Again to schizophrene}

_{Lest UR pounce I'll document your stay}

_{Now let's go beyond the mental status}

_{Relate as two who must get through the day}

_{And have a conversation, gratis}

_{Ringmaster condescends to clown}

_{Yeah, I'm the doc and you're the schiz}

_{I wear a suit while you endure a gown}

_{My ego's fairly whole, yours crumbled bits}

_{But I like you, patient friend, a lot}

_{Affiliative thirst requires slaking}

_{We are more alike than not}

_{Both flakes who only differ in the flaking.}

_{^a Billing code for hospital visit.}