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••Summer 1998 / Vol 2, No 3

Comments from the Journal EditorsAbstracts from articles published in other journals
Clinical articles on the practice of Permanente medicinePermenente Medical History
Poetry, Art, Musings from Permanente clinicians
Nonclinical articles on external issuesOriginal ResearchArticles from a Systems perspectiveMedical Legal update
Book Reviews lighter side of medicineLetters to the editor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Where Computers and Poetry Collide:
If They Wrote Error Messages in Haiku
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
– James Lopez
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
– David J. Liszewski
First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
– Simon Firth
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.
– Margaret Segall
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
– Peter Rothman
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
– Bill Torcaso
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
– David Dixon
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
– Barry L. Brumitt
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down.
– David Ansel
These haikus were taken from Salon Magazine's Internet site, www.salonmagazine.com.

 

 

 

 

 

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